1. |
0101 Gordon joins in
00:33
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dear Colin
I like your idea of writing a new song
every day in 2013
i'd like to respond in kind
if you do not mind
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2. |
0102 catch up time
00:30
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ok, i did one
and it was fun
but it's the 3rd of January
so i've got 2 more to catch up on
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3. |
0103 books
00:48
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it's the 3rd of January, 2013
and it's really, really, really cold
or so I'm told (cos I ain't been out there)
we might go buy books today
to read this winter
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4. |
0104 sucky mom
00:59
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just read a Facebook share
about a mom who bought her son a new iphone
but she had a thousand rules about how he should use it
like "I will always know the password"
and he should never take it out and use it in public
i think she forgot one rule to tell him
that was "please don't use it to kill yourself,
like swallow it
or stick it in an orifice and set it on fire
when you find out that your mother is overparenting you."
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5. |
0105 flugelhorn samba
00:33
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6. |
0106 rhyming
00:38
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i don't wanna rhyme anymore
cos rhyming just makes my head sore (dammit)
I'll just have to end my lines with words like
"problem" or "sandwich" or "glimpsed"
i don't wanna rhyme anymore
cos rhyming just makes my head ache
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7. |
0107 Nancy McKeon
00:54
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in 1994 you and Courtney Cox auditioned for the role
of Monica Geller on Friends
of course she got it, but you were cool about it
cos you are awesome
throughout the 80's you were
Jo Polnaichak (sp?) on the great show called Facts Of Life
cos you're awesome
Yeah, you are awesome
You're Nancy McKeon
and you're my first stage and screen crush
cos you're awesome
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8. |
0108 the lambs
00:40
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no matter where I go
the lambs are sure to show
no matter where i stay
the lambs come out to play
that's what i say
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9. |
0109 farewell Minsu
01:04
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Minsu, my friend, have fun in Germany. (in English, German and Korean)
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10. |
0110 cantrip
00:58
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it takes a lot to quench the fire
not everyone makes it out alive
everyone's mistaken
there is not a high or low ground
we love to hate our own desires
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as I was driving around in Chicago
i noticed a very strange thing
i noticed how easy it was to get a parking ticket
and how much easier it was to pay it
it's a conflict of interest
they seem to want us to break the rules that they had made
it seemed strange
and as i drove around the city
i realized
it was in the best interest of the city
that we all broke the rules
we had to break the rules
if we didn't, they wouldn't get paid
(well i realize that they have other sources of income like taxes and stuff, but at 20-50 dollars per ticket?? that's.. that would be bad if no one broke the law.. it would be bad for them)
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13. |
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you know, Colin..
every time someone realizes the game is rigged
a dead anarchist gets their wings
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14. |
0114 belated resolution
00:47
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here is a belated New Year's resolution
here it goes:
I think I imitate my friends behind their backs too much.
I do impressions of them just for fun
but I don't think that's cool.
No, I don't think that's cool,
so I'm gonna stop
doing impressions of my friends.
I'm sorry I don't think I would like it if it was done to me,
so according to the Golden Rule
I'm gonna stop.
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15. |
0115 orc smashin
00:43
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I just found a +4 axe
for my fighter with maxed-out stats
so I'm orc smashin on a Monday afternoon
won't go to work today
cos all i wanna do is sit around and play games
orc smashin on a Monday afternoon
skyrim, neverwinter nights, dungeon siege 3, dragon age 2
dragon's dogma, baldur's gate
i've got no friends outside the game
my mom tells me i've gone insane
cos i'm orc smashin on a Monday afternoon
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16. |
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there's not enough money in the world
to make her stay under your thumb
did you think that she would stay?
no way.
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17. |
0117 sad
00:33
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i don't hate your friends
i don't judge your friends
it just makes me sad
it just makes me sad
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18. |
0118 not sad
00:46
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Mike Edmunds and Colin Dunne-
I know I made you sad yesterday
but now that's over
thought I was going to say "done", didn't you?
but it's not a good rhyme
and I'm done with bad rhymes
this song is happier, isn't it?
I did it for you.
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19. |
0119 dad dad dad
00:56
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{the lyrics are crystal clear on the recording this time} ;)
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20. |
0120 tax refund
00:59
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tax refund
wait for it
I'm waiting for it
tax refund
(sing it with me)
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21. |
0121 vain brain
01:20
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you seem to know more than I know
but you don't
you just have a skill that I don't
and that's the ability to conduct any
conversation to the subject of something
that you yourself have studied
and I don't think that's fair
because we all have our areas of expertise
and it sucks that people like you
swing the conversation to your wheelhouse
but we're not going to resist because we
are okay with learning something
and not taking center stage
like you do
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22. |
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dumb banter
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23. |
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24. |
0124 come on, Bethesda
00:39
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come on, Bethesda
ps3, dlc, skyrim
make it happen
you can do it
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25. |
0125 michael stipe
00:49
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27. |
0127 daleks fear dogs
00:46
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EXTERMINATE!
EXTERMINATE!
BUT WE ARE AFRAID OF DOGS!
RUN AWAY!
RUN AWAY FROM THE DOGS!
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28. |
0128 nerds
00:58
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I grew up in a culture at a time
when nerds were at the bottom
of the social food chain
but times have changed since then
It has been said
that the geek shall inherit the earth
I'm in good company
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29. |
0129 haeundae sunset
00:47
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30. |
0130 top of the mountain
01:30
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we hiked all day on the mountain
we went all the way to the top
ok it wasn't all day and it wasn't the official peak
but along the way we stopped
on the way we stopped
to eat hot soup and drink cold makkoli (milky rice wine)
and talk about our year's history
and make our plans for the future
on our way down we talked about
Les Miserables and the French Revolution
and how the movie held up well to the Broadway show
Viva la France!
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31. |
0131 woe is me
00:44
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she anchored the easle
with a brush clenched in her teeth
the madman she was just talking to is long gone
he's off to find somewhere to piss
and get drunk one last time
and his mother couldn't care less
and his wife does not exist
and his credit cards have all expired
and he cries
woe is me
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32. |
0201 halleluja
01:00
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Halleluja:
hydrogen, lightning, water, atmosphere, RNA, cells, protozoa, fungi, mollusks, fish, beetle, dinosaur, bee, bird, mammoth, ape.
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33. |
0202 mister bird
01:09
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don't worry about me, mister bird
I know exactly what I'm doing
I'm surfing on the edge of a building
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34. |
0203 one fork please
00:48
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35. |
0204 kijiji
00:35
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he stayed up too late watching TV
AND HE DIED
so his parents sold his couch on Kijiji... to you!
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36. |
0205 bad dream
01:04
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vegetarian tiger discovered!
(yeah right. that's nothing a few dozen rounds of "I got your nose" won't cure)
King Richard III's bones positively identified!
8/10 possibly fatal wounds are to the head and a broadsword up the wazoo. but you should see the other guy.
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38. |
0207 spankbot!
00:41
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there's a spankbot
in our midst
spankbot!
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39. |
0208 he pukes magic!
01:04
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he's magical!
he pukes magic
he claims his eyebrows have split ends
and might be a problem in elevator doors
he's scary, how much?
very, very
cos he's got the key to your apartment
he's gonna barf magic residue all over your carpet
yeah, he's scary.
how much?
very, very
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40. |
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i wanna smell in stereo
i wanna eat by thinking about food
i wanna decide to be warm and be warm
i wanna read 10x faster
i wanna smell in stereo
i wanna eat by thinking about food
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41. |
0210 snow day bus stop
00:58
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snow day
the buses aren't coming
snow day
no one can find the street
snow day
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42. |
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snow day
those buses ain't goin nowhere, baby
snow day
the buses are grounded
snow everywhere
on my feet
and in my hair
but I just don't care
cos I don't have to go nowhere, baby now
snow day
yeah!
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43. |
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so i'm watching Korean men's volleyball
with my father-in-law (and that's ok)
and i see the names of the teams are
a little disturbing
one is KEPCO
it's an electric power corporation
and the other one is the name of an
international loan company
called Rush and Cash
I don't know which cities they represent, if any
which is disturbing
if they do represent cities
they do not make it clear
now that's okay for company leagues
middle-aged, overweight guys
playing softball in the park
on the weekends
but expecting people
to cheer on professional teams
shouting corporation names
is more than a little disturbing
it's disturbing
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44. |
0213 Renaissance Italy
00:36
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45. |
0214 five minutes
00:44
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blah blah blah... i don't have time to write the lyrics out, so suck it.
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46. |
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let's talk about valentine's day
shall we?
my favorite valentine's day was 1995
me and my single friends,
Ivan, Delana, MacKinley and me
went to a restaurant
and we ordered food
and we laughed at the happy, romantic people
and then we got all crazy drunk
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47. |
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so we were at the Beached Bar
and we had a little disagreement
my friend doesn't like Bob Dylan
and I don't like the (sic) Fleet Foxes
so later on we agreed
to listen to an album
that exemplified the disliked artist
(not just a song, but a focused headphone listen)
after we did that
we came away with
somewhat changed minds
so i highly recommend
listening to albums
that your friends like
it's fair
and at least you'll know more
about what you're talking about
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48. |
0217 Why I love Russians
01:18
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On 2/15/13
a large meteorite (sic)
flared through the sky in broad daylight over Chelyabinsk, Russia
and impacted near a town
shattering windows and setting off car alarms for miles
few who witnessed it from their automobiles panicked
they calmly murmured curious expletives
and kept on driving
they just kept on driving
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for us it's ok
but for them it's not
it's enough for us
for them it's a lot
for her it's a sin
for him, he's just being a player
it's a sin for man
but for her it's funny
it's ok
it's not
(see above, in reverse)
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50. |
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51. |
0220 what to do
01:40
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some days it seems
that everyone has given up
some days it seems
that the whole world is done
and they don't know what to do
about it
some days I feel like giving up
and I don't know what to do
about it
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52. |
0221 Ol' Young Island
00:55
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Ol' Young Island
sits there quiet and still
Ol' Young Island
we're gonna climb up that hill
It's changed a lot
It has changed very little
but all it's got
is a little bit soft in the middle
Ol' Young Island
smells of cigarettes and beer
Ol' Young Island
has it been ten years?
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53. |
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what's that you say?
you wanna know what do I do for a living?
you gonna come up in my face and ask me
what I'm do for a living?
you sleep at night, soundly
'cause of what I do for a living.
don't you ever forget it, boy.
albino sewer-gator patrol!
I'm the albino sewer-gator patrol!
You got some nerve
asking me what I do for a living.
it's down there!
the albino gator is down there!
and I'm gonna find him
someday!
I'm the albino sewer-gator patrol
I'm the albino sewer-gator patrol, now
I'm gonna find the albino gator!
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54. |
0223 good dream
00:52
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55. |
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who do you answer to, girl?
I answer to nobody, boy.
who do you answer to, boy?
I answer to nobody, girl.
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56. |
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Everyone came back to see the wedding
David Scraggs had really short hair
Angry Steve told the story of his nickname
There were 4 bartenders at a single table
Roy sang well
Vasana played well
Everyone ate tons
and Jeff's a vegetarian
Nurungjitang is delicious
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57. |
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58. |
0227 Procrastinator!
01:00
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I tried, I really tried.
Oh god, you know I really tried.
I made a concerted effort
to get something done today.
I had a list of all the things
I needed to do today.
Now it's just a list of all the things
that I didn't do.
(things that he didn't do)
well, I did get a haircut and play computer games
and looked at YouTube
and made this song!
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59. |
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60. |
0301 scumbag!
01:04
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scumbag of the universe, that's me!
so wrong, so perverse
you can't judge me
you're judging up the wrong tree
believe me
you can't leave me alone
scumbag
gotta pick up the phone
scumbag
you can't take me nowhere
scumbag!
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61. |
0302 birthday jinx
01:10
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sublime moment of today:
it wasn't your hole-in-one
it wasn't the gourmet dinner
it was you
recognizing that your birthday jinx
was not so mystical
it was the spring semester stress
of your parents
then of me
eclipsing your birthday
every time
every time
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62. |
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63. |
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he arrived unannounced to the party
he managed to spill beer on the bride
no one was really sure
whose uncle he was
and no one will ever be the wiser
that he was the
Genoa, Illinois's Greatest Gatecrashing Douchebag
he grabbed my mom's butt on the dance floor
he tried to make a speech but he said that he forgot it
no one was really sure
whose uncle he was
and I'm pretty sure no one will ever forget him
that he was
Genoa, Illinois's Greatest Gatecrashing Douchebag
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64. |
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when he was just a tadpole,
the albino gator got flushed down the toilet
by Abe Lincoln (that sumbitch)
the albino sewer gator
can make hisself small
it was an evolutionary mutation
God wouldn't stoop to creating
such a blasphemy upon his earth
the albino sewer gator
is what really killed Elvis in his own bathroom
(that sumbitch)
the albino sewer gator
is still out there
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65. |
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Stay away, stay away
Mister tax collector
stay away, stay away
Mister Man, IRS man
get away from my door
and my window too
don't come to take my pay away with you
get away from my door
I know what IRS stand for
it's I are Scared of you
Mister tax collector
stay away
Mister IRS man
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66. |
0307 most think
01:04
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(I don't think it will ever happen to me)
here comes that final brutal moment
you say it's coming, but when?
some say it's tomorrow
some say next year
most think it will never ever happen to them
(I don't think it will ever happen to me)
but it's coming
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67. |
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68. |
0309 Don't You??
00:38
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I want to...
sleep soundly
be good
eat vegetables
be smart
sleep well
have friends
smell nice
live quietly.
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69. |
0310 microphone on
01:24
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on a lonely rooftop
with a beer and a can of chips
sitting on a ledge above a doorway
he planned his life
into a microphone on his phone
they've since locked the door
but it was too late..
the plans were already in motion
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70. |
0311 The Golden Apple
00:41
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[instrumental]
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71. |
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please don't hate on my voice
it's the only one that I got
please don't hate on my voice
I know it kind of sucks a lot
it goes out of tune
sometimes it gets gritty
I do my best and I know
it ain't pretty
so please don't hate on my voice
cos it's the only one that I got
please don't hate on my voice
I know it ain't my strongest suit
please don't hate on my voice
It ain't gonna make no one any loot
I doubt I'll ever really learn how to sing
but an ugly voice can say a beautiful thing
so please don't hate on my voice
after all it is the spokesperson of me
and I'll really try to stay in key
DO SOL MI.... (yeah)
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72. |
0313 fashion refugee
00:43
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It's very uncool
I know
everyone dresses better than me
I'm a fashion refugee
Don't worry
I'm clean
it's just that some of my clothes are older than you are
I'm a fashion refugee
I'm a thrift store shopping,
comfort first pragmatist
and I think new styles are stupid anyway
I'm a fashion refugee
I'm a fashion refugee
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73. |
0314 Day Rain
01:24
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74. |
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Broken Man
Maybe I should
text her again
Broken Man
she may not have
gotten the first one
Broken Man
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75. |
0316 Game Time
00:47
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game time is almost now
(turn it on, get it on, game on!)
work done, it's time for fun
(turn it on, get it on, game on!)
it's time to be awesome
it's time to frag
game time is almost now
(turn it on, get it on, game on!)
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76. |
0317 far upstream
00:52
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77. |
0318 goodbye, free time
00:54
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goodbye, freetime
goodbye
there never seems to be
enough of you around
goodbye, freetime
goodbye
I never know what to do with you
until you're gone
someday, my friend
freetime
I'll have nothing but you
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78. |
0319 I listen
00:54
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I find myself at an impasse
But I can't not listen
to the words I spoke
to the songs I wrote
in the 90s
Haven't I squeezed every last bit
of wisdom I could gather
from those troubled years
by now?
I just listen again and again
and again
I listen
again
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79. |
0320 computer golfin'
01:04
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fore!
lemme get this straight
you wanna have a go at me
you got somethin to show me
down at the club
you got your irons
your woods
your putters
and your wedges
now we're computer golfin'
lemme get this straight
you wanna have a go at me
you got somethin to show me
now we're computer golfin'
yeah!
tee it up!
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80. |
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shoot your television
a disdainful glance
and turn it off for just one day
it's a start
but I guarantee
if you don't watch TV
at all for one month
you'll start to see a brand new world
you will never go back
after seeing a brand new world
and you may never go back
shoot your television
or just turn it off
leave it off
you'll see a brand new world
and you may never go back
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81. |
0322 short songs
00:57
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short songs are not so bad
short songs shouldn't make you mad
I've never been one
to outstay my welcome
I get to the point
and pass the mic along
it's the essence of levity
the soul of wit is brevity
say what you want
and pass it along
(short songs)
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82. |
0323 tone poem #1
00:50
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83. |
0324 chickens are funny
00:55
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the funny thing about chickens is that everything about chickens is funny. They look funny, sound funny, walk funny, run funny, eat funny, the word "chicken" is funny. What's really hilarious is when they try running and slip on ice. Wings fly everywhere and they make a great surprised sound.
The only thing not funny about a chicken is the egg. Those are seriously delicious.
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84. |
0325 case in point
00:40
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85. |
0326 not enough hours
01:29
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if there was (sic) time
I'd say 'yes'
to every project
that was put in front of me
cos I want to
but there are just
not enough hours in the day
you know what I mean
when I say
not enough hours in the day
everyone knows that
you know
I would eat everything in sight
because I would have enough time
to exercise it all away
there's not enough hours in the day
THERE ARE not enough hours in the day
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86. |
0327 crap i gotta do
01:04
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[the lyrics are not good enough to type out here]
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87. |
0328 unstable universe
01:38
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in light of new information
about the weight of the Higgs boson
it is entirely possible
that our universe in not stable
a wave annihilation
destroying everything in its path
moving across the universe
at the speed of light
but don't panic
it won't happen for billions of years
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88. |
0329 Busan spring
01:13
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Busan in springtime
hold on to your soul
red, white
leather and tight
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89. |
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I want to be in a band
that is not an outreach program
that does not ignore its hometown
money is the target of fools
money is not the endgame
that jams and has fun
that doesn't consider itself a commodity
have a manifesto
and stick to it
I wanna be in a band!!!!
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90. |
0331 freak magnet!
01:02
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I don't wanna be a
freak magnet
sometimes i'm so nice
i end up on the bottom
of somebody's shoe
it's true
freak magnet!
i don't wanna be nice enough
that people walk all over me
day by day
but I don't wanna be an asshole
either
freak magnet!
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91. |
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hello
nice to meet you
i'm a moody rock n roll caveman
banging on virtual drums
abusing innocent guitars
and now, a pensive breakdown
I wonder who I will alienate today
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92. |
0402 multitasking
00:51
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if your brain won't let you
walk up the stairs and
look at your phone at the same time
maybe multitasking is not for you
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93. |
0403 sky blue sea blue
01:19
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94. |
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I need a new pen, new notebook, bottle of valve oil
ooooooh!
I need new socks, cheese, strings
but I don't need string cheese
I don't need a car
I said I do not need string cheese
so get out of my face with your string cheese
I don't need a reason
to get things done
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95. |
0405 a time and a place
01:05
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|
I think we can agree
there's a time and a place
for everything
let me tell you a story
about a guy
on the subway
this morning
he decided
that this was the right time and place
to stick his finger up his nose
and dig around until he got something
but wait, there's more
he also decided
that it was the right time and place
to wipe
it
on
his
newspaper
thank you
for listening
to my tale
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96. |
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97. |
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Rainy day song number Jim
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98. |
0408 Adagietto
02:15
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99. |
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|
wise man say
nothing about the fool man
because wise men know
yesterday's fool may be
tomorrow's wise man
I don't mean it in a Forrest Gump
kind of way (no no no)
more like Einstein
or Benjamin Franklin
(or woman)
|
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100. |
0410 one hundred songs
01:49
|
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|
100 songs
100 days
4 are about computer games and
11 are about social issues
20 are ambient instrumentals
while 28 are just plain silly
they average 58 seconds/song
for 1.6 hours
but enough stats, let's rock.
|
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101. |
0411 frickin lasers
01:30
|
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|
the NYT
and the CSM
laid to rest my fears
about KJU and NK
and I'll tell you what
in this case
knowledge led to bliss
whereas ignorance was a living hell
and just now
the WSJ
showed me a video
of the Navy shooting down a drone
with frickin laser beams
a frickin laser beam
now in my book
that's nearly a stupefying dose
of awesome
don't you think?
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102. |
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103. |
0413 box and bass
01:05
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104. |
0414 two infinite cats
01:30
|
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|
[i'm not typing all that crap out, sorry]
|
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105. |
0415 dogs in the rain
02:10
|
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|
rolling thunder is still my favorite sound
and getting caught
in the middle of a rainstorm
is a great afternoon
I'll say it again
it's a great afternoon
walking the dogs in the rain
I don't mind
You don't mind
They don't seem to mind
the smell of ozone
and the deep greens
of the thirsty trees
against the dark grey sky
ah, those mundane pleasures
of a great afternoon
I did not want the rain to stop
[chorus]
rolling thunder is my favorite sound
and a well-tempered telecaster guitar
is a great sound too
[chorus]
|
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106. |
0416 coffee is my friend
02:22
|
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107. |
0417 eating a taco
00:42
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|
walkin round town
talkin bout stuff
eatin a taco
on a Tuesday night
sprinkle that cheese
eatin a taco
on a Tuesday night
|
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108. |
0418 talk about it
01:08
|
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|
I wanna talk about it
I wanna bring it alive into the world
because dreams -> thoughts -> words -> actions
and actions can build kingdoms
our kingdom
|
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109. |
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|
conspicuous healthy guy
you talk so healthy
I don't believe you
you fail to convince, persuade, generate confidence in your story
It doesn't add up, make sense
in your track suit
doing push-ups in the middle of the sidewalk??
|
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110. |
0420 weekend garage jam
01:03
|
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|
weekend!
yeah!
woah!
|
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111. |
0421 scary little world
01:31
|
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|
what in the hell is going on?
what in heaven is going on?
heaven means well
it's a scary little world
we're living in
we're dying
in this world
heaven means well
|
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112. |
0422 roast beast
01:39
|
|||
|
I did not go
to that party
I did not partake
of the roast beast
(that's a Theodore Geisel reference
Dr. Seuss, yall)
you know, the roast beast party
I did not know the roast beast personally
those who were in attendance
made me believe that I had made the right choice
by staying home
I was lame and stayed home
maybe next time
I will partake of
roast beast
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113. |
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|
happy birthday
dear Colin
Colin Bazsali,
this song is for you
because you were born
on this very day in 1973
which makes you... old
you were born on the same day
as Warren Spahn
and William Shakespeare
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN!
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114. |
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|
there I was
face to face
with the albino sewer gator
there was a breath
a twitch
and we was alone
down there in the sewer
mono e mono
not a word was spoke between us
a glint from my flashlight
seemed to reveal what appeared to be
a tear
coming from his eye
or was it
just a
crazy dream?
|
||||
115. |
0425 unresolved
02:02
|
|||
116. |
0426 one too many ads
00:50
|
|||
|
several dozen times a day
a harpy lands upon my shoulder
(get off my porch!)
this life was brought to you
by some not so local sponsor
repetition drives me crazy
but apparently it makes me buy things
spend time practicing your ability to IGNORE
|
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117. |
0427 E Sae LP Krof Eno
00:46
|
|||
118. |
0428 that hurt
01:40
|
|||
|
that hurt like hell
I don't wanna feel that way again
I grit my teeth
and count to ten
but nothing really helps it
that hurt like hell
I don't ever wanna feel that way again
I grit my teeth
and count to ten
but nothing really helps it
I grit my teeth
and count to ten
but nothing really matters
does it?
|
||||
119. |
0429 quick one
00:32
|
|||
|
it's gonna be a quick one
today
cos I'm picking up Chris
Coffin from the railway station
so it's gonna be a quick one today
|
||||
120. |
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121. |
0501 other room
00:52
|
|||
122. |
0502 pants
00:47
|
|||
|
I was looking at Google Maps
places that I used to go
in Northwestern University campus
there is a rock
that they always painted on
now the image from 2011
shows that a Korean student
(had) painted the word "baji"
nearby and it
means "pants"
|
||||
123. |
0503 HQ Jangsan
01:40
|
|||
|
cheeseburger #6 tonight
fries and chips
to make it right
HQ Jangsan!
you'd better get it right
you'd better cook it right
HQ Jangsan!
cheeseburger, fries
a little on the side for me
that's what I want
HQ Jangsan!
oh, what'll you have this time?
Chris' last day
last evening in Busan
(gonna miss ya, buddy)
|
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124. |
0504 it was great
01:06
|
|||
|
[just look at the picture]
|
||||
125. |
0505 flying around
02:33
|
|||
|
little Robbie redhead
figured out that gravity
yeah, gravity
was not so much a law
but more of a guideline
by force of will alone
he could lift up into the sky
he discovered that he could fly
he could fly!
he was flying around
little Robbie redhead
knew that if he started
believing in the lie again
he would fall from the sky
but he won't
he will never believe the lie again
so now
he'll spend the rest of his life
flying around
he was flying around
|
||||
126. |
0506 hi score
02:03
|
|||
|
blinky, inky, clyde, pinky
shadow, bashful, pokey, speedy
oh baby
gettin' hungry
cherry, for strawberries
let's hear it for tomatoes
let's hear it for bells
apples, bananas, pomegranates
that strange, flying looking thing
oh yeah
please tell me you know what I mean
gonna get the high score
are you with me?
do you follow?
are you with me?
oh yeah!
uh, thank you for your time.
|
||||
127. |
0507 but we won't
01:04
|
|||
|
you say
we have all the time in the world
but we don't
you say
we'll do everything it takes to get by
but we won't
|
||||
128. |
0508 the pedant
00:40
|
|||
|
You don't need to carry your diplomas around with you
All you have to do is use the language properly
But if "their" vs. "they're"
Or "too" vs "to" confuses you
don't be surprised
when your ideas
themselves
are called into question
|
||||
129. |
0509 at its quiet shore
01:57
|
|||
130. |
||||
131. |
0511 anymore
01:39
|
|||
|
97 days on the Orient Express
and it took half the time
just to get dressed
and I'm stressed
I've taken this road
17 times or more
but every damn time
it leads to the same
damn door
I don't want it anymore
97 days on the Orient Express
and it took half the time
just to get dressed
and I'm stressed
baby, I'm a mess
I don't want it anymore
|
||||
132. |
0512 that book
03:19
|
|||
|
Bob White
Rev., Dr., to you
the magician of attrition
the bestower of one world view
the plurality of vision
the scope of human religion
Reverend Dr. Bob White
but to this day
rarely a day goes by
when I don't think about you
you and that book
I raise my glass to you, sir
the plurality of vision
the scope of human religion
morality's totality
through introspective perspective
love is not a gift
but the creator of all gifts
but to this day
rarely a day goes by
when I don't think about you
you and that book
I raise my glass to you, sir
|
||||
133. |
0513 what a fool
01:13
|
|||
|
what a fool I am
what a fool I am
how ridiculous to feel rejected
when I've turned my back
on everyone
what a fool I am
how silly I am
to feel left out
after slamming the door myself
what a fool I am
what a fool I am
|
||||
134. |
0514 binge frown tragedy
02:06
|
|||
|
[a bunch of repeated random words]
|
||||
135. |
0515 freak electronics
02:22
|
|||
136. |
0516 why ever
01:23
|
|||
|
why ever go to bed?
you are afraid you can't control yourself
|
||||
137. |
0517 fractal dust
02:03
|
|||
138. |
0518 for Andreas
01:46
|
|||
|
this one is for Andreas Berglund
you asked me today
if I did a song every day
here is your answer
I did this one today
sometimes when I'm feeling good
I do 2 or 3 and sock them away
sometimes they get a little weird
they don't always sound quite right
but I leave them like that
some days I don't do any at all
so I go in(to) the backlog
and use one of those
and post one of those
|
||||
139. |
||||
|
Broken Man vs. Popcorn!
"Half of them didn't pop!
The others burned!
I wanna cry."
He ate it anyway.
Then, was so ashamed of himself
that he joined a gym the next day
and never went back.
|
||||
140. |
0520 identify
01:57
|
|||
|
anytime you want to
you can go outside
share it with whomever you choose
it is your decision
anytime you want to
anytime at all
don't forget your life
identify
adapt
improve
evolve
I am in control of my own life
I'm in control of my life
I'm in control
|
||||
141. |
0521 quiet your mind
01:46
|
|||
|
quiet your mind
think things through
don't let emotions
get the best of you
your worst fears poison
all likely scenarios
so quiet your head
think things through
feelings from thoughts
noise from signal
chaff from wheat
fear from love
feelings from thoughts
noise from signal
|
||||
142. |
0522 I did
01:20
|
|||
|
who said your eyes are like diamonds, baby?
I did
(I said)
who said your eyes are like diamonds, baby?
I did
(my favorite part)
who said your lips are like cherries, baby?
I did
who said your mouth is an ocean, baby?
and I wanna swim in it
(do the backstroke)
who said your teeth were like pearls, baby?
and I wanna shine in 'em
who said your hair was like a raven, baby?
and I wanna fly in it
who said your voice was like a symphony, baby?
I did
I did
|
||||
143. |
0523 midnight coffee
01:32
|
|||
|
a dozen places on that map
a three day weekend, then a nap
I can smell the midnight coffee now
the dusty bedside table book
that class in school I never took
the earth revolves
the year dissolves
and here we are again
I'll keep my eyes open
every day
I don't want to say
that I missed anything
a dozen places on that map
a three day weekend, then a nap
I can smell the midnight coffee now
|
||||
144. |
0524 damn you death cab
02:43
|
|||
|
when I was 14 I wrote a song
and it had these chords
it was sad and melancholy
and cheesy but I liked it a lot
I was proud of it
I was 14
and now I'm 43
I heard these chords in a song
by Death Cab For Cutie
I was pissed off
I shook my fist in the air
Damn you, Death Cab For Cutie
Damn you, Death Cab For Cutie
I realize I'm not the first person
to think of these chords
I just can't remember hearing them
before I heard Death Cab For Cutie do it
I shake my fist in the air
Damn you, Death Cab For Cutie
I love your music
but what the hell are you doing
with a name like Death Cab For Cutie?
Ben Hibbard, I love ya
but Death Cab For Cutie
sucks for a name
and I'm not just saying that
cos you took my chords
I'm just sayin' it.
|
||||
145. |
0525 Sa cha!
01:57
|
|||
|
Sa cha!
(Korean for "4th bar in a pub crawl")
|
||||
146. |
0526 Naengi!
02:09
|
|||
|
this is my dog
one of them
there are two
this one's name is Naengi
(Naengi!)
this song is for her
sit
turn around
lay down
up
stay
good girl!
this is a song for Naengi
she's the daughter of our other dog,
Yachae
but that's another song
Naengi is very fast
and greets us very vivaciously
when we enter the apartment
good dog!
|
||||
147. |
||||
|
on the way to the subway station
I was hit by a revelation
I was gonna make a song called ~~~~~
then I thought
maybe not
maybe not call this song ~~~~~~~~
I could name this song something silly
like pooey stick
or gumdrop symphony
but that would be dumb
so I'm gonna call this song
something different like ~~~~~
I know it's a long title,
but I'm way past caring
so this song is called..
and wait for it
here it comes
it goes
it's title is
~~~~~~~~
|
||||
148. |
0528 in which boredom
01:31
|
|||
|
the happy way in which boredom
seems to make time stop
(sorry, Matt)
|
||||
149. |
||||
|
when money rains down onto the crowd
I'll be the one with the umbrella
the world is filled with evil step sisters
who think they are all Cinderella
I have a feeling
we are about to learn
a very important lesson
about what makes the world turn
everyone says they do what they do
for the love of the game
but one person's art
is another person's money
they are definitely not the same
I have a feeling
the prince will be a no-show
and all those seething step sisters
they will all go home alone
|
||||
150. |
0530 tied up in knots
01:28
|
|||
|
I can debate
with level-headed rationality
I can debate
round after round
with friends and acquaintances
but when it comes to you
I'm all tied up in knots
I can debate
with level-headed rationality
with everyone but you
I can talk about controversial issues
with strangers
but when it comes to you
I'm all tied up in knots
|
||||
151. |
0531 between us all
02:12
|
|||
|
between us all
smoke will fill the air
we all know it's inevitable
you take it with you everywhere
until you become invisible
until you wish you were invisible
until you become invisible
you take it with you everywhere
we all know it's inevitable
smoke will fill the air
between us all
|
||||
152. |
0601 chocolate wine
02:24
|
|||
153. |
0602 hydro jet pack!
00:36
|
|||
|
we saw it at the beach
it was the coolest freaking thing
you've ever seen
hydro jet pack
it was like Iron Man
but with water
it was death by awesome
hydro jet pack
|
||||
154. |
0603 Triangulate
01:43
|
|||
155. |
||||
|
when we were primitive
we only cared about
our own personal safety
later on
we extended the sphere of protection
to our families
later still
we expanded our radius
to include communities and nations
why have we been stuck
at the level of these arbitrary borders
for three thousand years?
|
||||
156. |
0605 rise like cream
01:20
|
|||
|
anytime but now
you can sleep next year
I can show you how
again
it doesn't matter where
you can take it slow
you'll never comb your hair
again
(what do you mean "again"?)
it's so nice outside
ooooh
it's so nice
I wanna fly into the air
(I wanna fly)
I wanna rise like cream
I'm gonna get myself there
(weird ending)
|
||||
157. |
0606 our car
01:58
|
|||
|
we got our very first car today
we got our first car today
|
||||
158. |
0607 the class of 1988
03:30
|
|||
|
we entered the world
at more or less the same time
schooled together as children
and taught how to relate
to a world so hard
and so cold
we were the class of 1988
we would NOT do what we were told
they gave us a test
called the ASVAB
(Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery)
we laughed and laughed
we would NOT do
what we were told we should do
we went our own ways
|
||||
159. |
0608 new haircut
02:06
|
|||
|
brand new haircut
a never despair cut
I do not look like a street mutt
anymore
you shoulda seen
all the hair
on the floor
by the time
he was done
you shoulda seen it
I got a brand new haircut
I wanna share cut
I wanna wave it in the air cut
whaaat?
(I can't do this
they make it sound so easy
anyway,
here's a breakdown)
(ok that I can do
do the breakdown)
|
||||
160. |
0609 divided attention
00:44
|
|||
161. |
0610 TV commercials
01:40
|
|||
|
seriously
the only thing I can watch
on TV for more than 5 minutes
is sports
and only with my father-in-law
TV commercials are the worst
all the men use forced
authoritative voices
and all the women use baby talk
it's profoundly insulting
who do they (you) think we are?
it's profoundly insulting
|
||||
162. |
0611 it won't be long
01:20
|
|||
|
I can see the end of the tunnel
looming in front of me
soon my old friend, free time
will walk with me
every day
I can see the end of the tunnel
I can see it coming
I can see the end of the tunnel
It won't be long now
|
||||
163. |
0612 not upwardly mobile
02:11
|
|||
|
you can find buried treasure
in a simple conversation
I am not a rich man
I am not upwardly mobile
I don't know the "right people"
I just know good people
today I found buried treasure
in a simple conversation
yesterday I also found treasure
in a conversation
I am not a rich man
I am not upwardly mobile
|
||||
164. |
||||
165. |
0614 for Pragaash
01:38
|
|||
|
this is a message to three girls in Kashmir
Noma, Fahrah, and Aneekah
your band, Pragaash, made it's first public appearance
at a battle of the bands
you walked away with an award for
Best Performance
but after the Fatwah and death threats
you had to walk away with your lives
Pragaash, to us, means "Band of Lights"
and what a bright light you shone around the world
I hope you never, ever, stop performing
(even in secret)
for a moment, your light exposed
a terrible darkness
|
||||
166. |
0615 Ahaha
02:30
|
|||
167. |
0616 hangover
01:53
|
|||
168. |
0617 fool's gold
01:59
|
|||
169. |
0618 summer on!
01:36
|
|||
|
summertime
and the livin' is Thelma and Louise-y
yeah summer's here
and the time is right
for dancin' with a parakeet
so make haste
and do not waste
a single Danny Kay
cos even when it's raining
we're singin' and dancin'
summer on
|
||||
170. |
0619 we roast
01:20
|
|||
|
we roast our own coffee
and it tastes
good
we roast and we grind our own coffee
and it tastes
good
I know it's not the most interesting
topic to write a song about
(yes, I know)
but when you have to write a song
every day of the year
mundane things are fair
game
we roast and we grind our own coffee
and it tastes
good
coffee is not the most mundane thing
in our lives
but that's the one I'm writing about
today
today
|
||||
171. |
0620 optimistic clothing
01:20
|
|||
|
"get out"
said the old man
"while you can"
to teeth flower clenched
young lad
clad in optimistic clothing
"there's not enough stuff"
he huffed
"to go around in this town
so get your ticket
and take it back
to whatever thicket
you crawled out from"
"get in"
said the young man
"get it while you can
the teeth in your flowers clenched"
the young lad said
clad in optimistic clothing
"there's plenty of stuff"
he huffed
"to go around
in this town
so keep your ticket
and put it in the bank
where you can get it
the next time around"
|
||||
172. |
0621 Haytham
01:35
|
|||
173. |
0622 robot porn
01:53
|
|||
174. |
0623 smear campaign
00:39
|
|||
|
it's a smear campaign
yeah
what?!
what..?
|
||||
175. |
0624 Saturday Triptych
02:05
|
|||
|
Alex & Katie
meet Kester Evans
as we discuss evolution
through brain regions
breast size
artificial selection
and the word "monkily"
is coined
Gino
Ray Ray
Violet
and Jordan
played some
of the most
gorgeous acoustic
music I've
ever heard
I'll see you at Beached, Eugene
Get well soon, Misun
Happy Birthday, Tara
Nice to meet you, Alex & Katie
Bob Dylan on the stereo
Sly Stone on the stereo
Marvin Gaye on the stereo
Prince on the screen
& enough wine to paralyze a small nation of hobos
or one room of teachers
|
||||
176. |
0625 swing it!
01:22
|
|||
|
swing it to your left
swing it to your other left
swing your caboose
swing it 'til it's nice and loose
swing it to the right
swing it 'til it's tight
can you feel it?
can I feel it?
swing it to your left
swing it like you got nothin' left
swing it all night
swing it to the right
swing it all day
swing it every day
swing it away
swing it on back!
|
||||
177. |
0626 gravity waves
02:33
|
|||
|
gravity waves
|
||||
178. |
0627 air guitar hero
01:54
|
|||
|
he drops the F-bomb
like it's his "thing"
he goes to the bar
he's 43
he's a backwards baseball cap
and his Hawks jersey
he's throwin' down tequila shots
"it's gonna be epic, bruh"
it's a matter of time
before he gets his hands on the jukebox
he's gonna play air guitar
he's gonna rock his c*ck off
the girls at the other table
are just trying to enjoy
their girls' night out
and they're lookin'
they're lookin' at the bartender
they're checkin' him out, yeah
but the guys just finished their
buffalo wings
they're thinkin' 'bout
sexual things
they think they're about
15 situps away
from bangin' each one of them
enter the air guitar hero hero
bitches
|
||||
179. |
0628 I wanna be done
02:01
|
|||
|
I wanna be done workin' at a job
forevermore
I only wanna do what I wanna do
if I do I will bother you
nevermore
You say it's called retirement
but I don't care
for the age requirement
I wanna be done workin' at a job
forevermore
I wanna only do what I wanna do
I promise: I will bother you
nevermore
|
||||
180. |
||||
|
alone in a crowd
an orgy of cash
changing hands
stepping outside
impaled rubber manikins
I forget my name
humor is all that can save me now
"how far away is heaven?"
he asked
his little hand
gripping harder
his mother...
hesitates
|
||||
181. |
0630 a clever expression
02:04
|
|||
|
why not Dubai or Morocco?
they had dollar tequila shots at Eva's Ticket
the burgers are the best ever
there you go with your hyperbole again
if it don't make dollars
it don't make sense
it's a clever expression
but I don't like the concept
all I heard about was
Bruins vs. the Blackhawks
and when Chicago won
they all
went
silent
|
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182. |
0701 sea squall
02:24
|
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183. |
0702 my best friend
01:11
|
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|
he had a
sick sense of humor
and a mean streak upon his sleeve
I do not know where he got it
but I'm fairly sure it wasn't me
he ate kittens for breakfast
and his mama never taught him
to say please
I'm sorry
or thank you
he was awful
nobody liked him
and he was bitter that nobody liked him
it was a self-sustaining
vicious cycle
it never got better
he was my best friend
I didn't like him either
but he was my best friend
|
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184. |
0703 breakthrough year
02:14
|
|||
|
head held high
I face another year of life
Rembrandt smacked some
sense into me
gave me a new ideal
showed me a view
I'd never considered
It's going to be a breakthrough year
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185. |
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|
when you're hungry - eat
when you're tired - sleep
there's a time to think
and a time to not think at all
not think at all
it's as easy as falling off a log
and with none of the
pain or embarrassment
when you're hungry - eat
when you're tired - sleep
there's a time to drink
and a time to not drink at all
not think at all
it's as easy as falling off a log
it's as easy as falling off the wagon
and with none of the
pain or embarrassment
|
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186. |
0705 raining again
03:04
|
|||
|
our seaside city
on the Pacific Rim
every July it rains and rains
it's raining again on us
and I don't mind
you should see the sky
after a rainstorm
over the sea
after it clears
it's quite a sight
|
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187. |
0706 eyes forward
02:42
|
|||
|
you've earned my respect
I'll follow you anywhere
'cos I know
you got my back
you tell me what's up
no regrets
no takebacks
eyes up, eyes forward
I got your back
|
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188. |
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189. |
0708 to the airport!
02:06
|
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|
[instrumental]
|
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190. |
0709 the library
02:39
|
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|
it happened again this morning
the librarian noticed
something out of place
a man walked in
but he never came out
why didn't I notice this room before?
I've never seen it in my life
it's so clean
not a single mote of dust anywhere
these books are at least a century old
but they look as if they were printed yesterday
what is this place?
how did I get here?
I seem to be lost in my own library
|
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191. |
0710 Yachae!
01:51
|
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|
"Yache" is Korean for "vegetable"
we did not name her
the ladies at the animal shelter named her
she was abandoned by her previous owner
(her story is long and fraught with drama)
they found her in the winter
she was pregnant
(she's part Maltese, and part poodle, or some sort of Terrier or something)
they saved her from the cold
and she had four puppies
the last was Naengi
you may remember the song about Naengi
this is Yache
she's the mom
she's the Alpha of this household
(except for me, of course... usually)
she eats everything
and she hogs the bed
when we let her up on the bed
but we don't mind
cos she's Yachae
and she's earned it
(you'd better believe it)
when we come home
it's usually Yachae that has to calm down her daughter, Naengi
cos Naengi gets all crazy
and Yachae's not having it
(usually)
well her name is Yachae
it means "vegetable"
in Korean
she's our lady
she pretty much runs the household
without us
(usually)
she keeps her daughter out of trouble
and licks everything
including the floor
(usually)
we love Yachae
(and not just usually)
|
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192. |
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|
who weeps for the extrovert
all alone on the stage?
attention is addictive, baby
and fame the only fix
who weeps for the rich
all alone in their 5-star hotel rooms?
worshipped by the have-nots
it's lonely at the top, sugar
help me, Amanda Palmer
you're my only hope
life is so hard
when you're stuck
at an adolescent level
of emotional development
who weeps for the fevered egos?
the sweet tooth?
the risk-taker?
the Type A personalities?
the controversy prone?
the fashionably uninhibited?
the "ME" people?
the Gordon Geckos?
the messianic rock singers?
the attention whores?
the ones who absolutely,
positively must be the most
interesting person in the room?
help me, Amanda Palmer
you're my only hope
life is so hard
and people can be so hurtful
|
||||
193. |
0712 Hjaalmarch
02:21
|
|||
194. |
0713 best days
01:37
|
|||
|
let's drive all day
around town
you pick the songs
I'll do the driving
you pick the restaurant
I'll drive there
these are the best days
|
||||
195. |
0714 eat your fears
01:19
|
|||
|
I used to be afraid of spiders
now they're afraid of me
now don't you tremble and quake now
I used to be afraid of them
eat your fears
|
||||
196. |
0715 custard cakes
01:56
|
|||
|
risen from the cool bay
stray clouds of fog
linger for a while
the nearby sea air mixes well
with our charcoal smoke
as we dine and talk and smile
she bought us all custard-filled cakes
it made for a good match
with our next morning's coffee
|
||||
197. |
0716 fish food
02:57
|
|||
|
fish food
I dunno why
but this song
is called fish food
fish food
I guess i'm listening
to too much
Capt. Beefheart
on the CD player
I had to rock
I had to roll
it was a promise
I made to myself
it was my goal
every day
that's right
I had to go and name this song fish food
Capt. Beefheart would be proud
because I named this song
(he named this song)
so many songs
have a pensive breakdown
so many songs of mine
have like this pensive breakdown
whoa
I had to name this song
fish food
Capt. Beefheart
something dumb
I had an art
I had a goal
thank you, Capt. Beefheart
the end
|
||||
198. |
0717 someday
02:20
|
|||
|
save up your time like money
but don't forget to spend it
spend it well
spend it on good times
good time is never therefore wasted
some people trade in time for money
often with good intentions
maybe they're hoping their kids
will have more time because of it
someday
but usually the kids don't end up
saving time either
they were simply taught by example,
word and deed that
"time is money"
but it just isn't true
in any worthwhile sense
|
||||
199. |
||||
|
(it's just a goofy mock-shakespearean vow of vengeance to a mosquito)
|
||||
200. |
0719 nakjibokkeum
00:47
|
|||
|
I want to eat nakjibokkeum
Every Wednesday I go and eat at Jobang Nakji
(Nakjibokkeum = stew with diced octopus, shrimp, bean sprouts, red pepper paste, vermicelli, onions and garlic, served with rice.. pictured just as it begins to cook at the table.. it becomes a thick reddish stew when it's done)
(Jobang Nakji = my favorite restaurant for the dish mentioned above)
|
||||
201. |
||||
|
[instrumental]
|
||||
202. |
0721 my opinion of Kanye
02:56
|
|||
|
now Kanye West is a douchebag
of the awkwardly unrepentant variety
but I must admit
I'm sincerely taken aback
by moments of breathtaking
awesomeness in his music
|
||||
203. |
0722 Saturday Night Live
00:14
|
|||
|
I hope Bill Hader and Fred Armisen
left SNL of their own volition
otherwise, the producers may require
psychiatric evaluation
|
||||
204. |
0723 It Is Hot
01:00
|
|||
|
It is hot
|
||||
205. |
0724 Drum Circle of Fire
01:42
|
|||
|
[various exclamations of joy]
Dude, I'm on fire.
Yeah dude, it's sick!
No, I mean, my drum is literally on fire, dude.
[various exclamations of shock, horror, and agony turning to stupefied awe and then laughter]
|
||||
206. |
0725 gas off plug out
02:45
|
|||
|
gas off
plug out
did you hear the door close?
I heard the door close
did you hear it lock tight?
I heard it lock tight
Do you have the car keys?
I got the car keys
check
You got the card
I got the card
I got the food
You got the food
water & bagels
water & bagels?
we're outta here
we are out of here
here we go
We got the car keys
I got money
you got money
we are out
|
||||
207. |
||||
|
people who put off
unpleasant or difficult things
are called procrastinators
I'm a procrastinator sometimes
people who put off
pleasant or enjoyable things
to do
are called pleasure delayers
I'm a pleasure delayer
I guess that I'm both
I'm a pleasure delayer
I knew at an early age
that I was bound to be
a pleasure delayer
I loved Lucky Charms
the cereal for kids
and I ate it in this manner:
I would always eat the branny bits first
and leave the sugary "charms"
for later
to reward myself
my adult life
has basically been an
elaboration of that
I'm a pleasure delayer
(wait for it)
|
||||
208. |
0727 make me a game
01:38
|
|||
|
make me a game
that has the leveling system
of Skyrim
and the combat mechanic
of .. Skyrim
but with the graphic detail of
... ok, Skyrim
but the replayability
of... shit, Skyrim
Just make Skyrim an MMO
you are already doing that?
oh yeah
ok
nevermind
keep up the good work, Bethesda
see you next year
Elder Scrolls Online
check it out
coming soon
|
||||
209. |
0728 fun and mental
02:43
|
|||
|
let's scream out loud
and jump in the water
let's throw banana splits at each other
it's fundamental
we're fun and mental
let's eat tacos
and snort tequila
let's call in sick
and be Ferris Bueller
let's get naked
|
||||
210. |
||||
211. |
0730 flying away
00:47
|
|||
|
I am gonna be on a plane
in 3 days
gonna be gone
for 3 weeks
but won't be long
flying away
|
||||
212. |
0731 colorful geometry
01:57
|
|||
|
when the cartoon clown
biffs me on the head
with this oversized nerf mallet
I see colorful triangles
when the car-choked town
sniffs the air about my head
with oversized nostrils
I smell colorful rectangles
when the smoke brown handkerchief
hangs on the line to dry
I hear colorful circles
when the cartoon clown
sniffs the air about my head
and hangs it on the line to dry
I see colorful triangles
when the car-choked town
biffs me on the head
with their oversized nostrils
I smell colorful rectangles
|
||||
213. |
||||
214. |
0802 infidel
02:12
|
|||
215. |
0803 kakao today
01:30
|
|||
|
[kakao talk chatter a band organizing an event for tonight]
|
||||
216. |
0804 hulk smash!
01:27
|
|||
217. |
||||
|
we are here
in Black Earth, Wisconsin
with Uncle Rob
and Sylvie
say something, Sylvie
Yeah!
we're havin' fun
Yeah!
(take it!)
And!
woo hoo!
Yeah!
stop
|
||||
218. |
0806 good times
00:50
|
|||
|
we had some good times
on a Saturday night
rockin loud on a Saturday night
|
||||
219. |
0807 dusty shoebox
01:59
|
|||
220. |
||||
221. |
0809 I am a tire iron
02:24
|
|||
|
I remain calm under pressure
flow on - like water
he took a hit and down he came
float through the day
I am a tire iron sometimes
flow up - like warm air
settle down - simmer down
the kites are in the garage
waiting to fly
like kids in the sun
flowing up like water
(and variations of the above)
|
||||
222. |
0810 J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
01:35
|
|||
|
he's the man with the pipe
froppin' his way to eternity
he's the Grand Epopt
the salesman of Slack
what's his name?
It's
J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
(sing it)
Mr. Dobilina, Mr. Bob Dobilina
he's the salesman of Slack (you know it)
or triple your money back
(give me Slack, or kill me!)
|
||||
223. |
||||
|
this is the recipe for
Young Island Iced Tea
if you find yourself in Korea town
pick up some soju
a Young Island Iced Tea
is 85% soju
10% orange juice
and 5% cola of your choice
enjoy
|
||||
224. |
0812 rawk out, 70's boy!
01:08
|
|||
|
I lay down this track
I don't know what I was thinkin'
I guess I wasn't thinkin'
Ooh, ooh babyI
I'll just say
Oooohh, baby, baby, baby
Come back
|
||||
225. |
0813 love your brother
01:40
|
|||
|
you gotta love your brother right
you got to love your sister right
you got to love each other right
tonight
you got to love one another
I'm not a child of the 60's but
you got to love another
you got to love each other right
|
||||
226. |
0814 a young boy
01:08
|
|||
|
through a small town called
Hampshire, Illinois
runs a railroad track
on its way northwest
from Chicago
a young boy
ran down its length
only a mile
before going home
singing
"Arirang, Arirang"
not knowing what it meant
dreaming of a world outside
|
||||
227. |
0815 meat roll
00:47
|
|||
|
meat roll
lemme guess
somebody stole your
meat roll
how many wheels
does it take
to make
your
meat roll?
a roll o' meat
a pound of flesh
a round of carne
a mound of cash
how many butchers does it take
to whip up a
meat roll?
(thank you, Patrick (Carle))
|
||||
228. |
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|
(not worth writing here)
|
||||
229. |
0817 comin' to town
01:18
|
|||
|
take out the trash
take out some cash
the joke is on you
hi ho, the derry-o
the poker in the fire
is ready to go
(it's ready to blow)
so pick up what's yours
in your suitcase
and get ready to skip town
because
tax man is comin' to town
he's comin' to town
(I'm havin' a breakdown)
aw come on
c'mon Gordon,
what did the tax man ever do to you?
(he took my money!)
|
||||
230. |
||||
|
who is your valentine?
is it someone I know?
if not, maybe
it's a person, place, or thing
what's that you say
not a person or a thing
well, kind of a thing
let me guess..
is it a rock?
no
is it a roll?
no
is it a book?
is it a pizza?
is it something you wear?
no
it's Switzerland
Switzerland is your valentine
(thank you Patrick for making me write such a weird song)
|
||||
231. |
||||
232. |
0820 happy things
00:55
|
|||
|
chips and dip
and sour cream
chives and onion
garlic and pimento
cayenne pepper
these things make me happy
computer games
and walks in the park
sitting on the beach
beer and
salsa and chips
a nice new pen
shiny leather jacket
|
||||
233. |
0821 2 days gone
01:01
|
|||
|
lately I'm an idiot
I should have my
head examined
2 days gone
have my head examined
I should be more careful with my time
2 days gone
|
||||
234. |
||||
235. |
||||
|
I dreamt I was at a party
and all my friends and family were there
an old man that I presumed to be future me
confronted me in the bathroom
away from all the noise
He said I could do with a measure of self respect.
I asked him what he meant by that
and he said
'There are plenty of people in this very room alone
who love you
it's a shame you're not one of them.'
|
||||
236. |
0824 12-string blues
03:26
|
|||
237. |
0825 La Sonnambula Tree
01:37
|
|||
238. |
0826 Madison steel drums
01:36
|
|||
239. |
0827 Ode to Toronto
01:22
|
|||
|
Toronto
why'd ya hafta go and be so cool?
you make me wanna stay at home from school
you make me wanna go out
Toronto
you got a way of freaking out at night
you got a way of smoking out of sight
I never wanted it to end
|
||||
240. |
||||
|
feels good
doesn't it
yes it does
despite it's lack of originality
(etc)
|
||||
241. |
0829 Eight Style Periods
01:32
|
|||
242. |
0830 It was...
01:39
|
|||
|
It was a lot of
construction on I-90
It was a game of Wi-Fi hot spot hop scotch
It was me trying to not seem unhip
to the staggering,
wide world of craft beers
(Remember when a few varieties of Sam Adams was all you had to know about? Now, I don't know.)
It was a crash course in Harry Potter,
everything about Harry Potter
from my niece, Sylvia
(she turned 10)
It was jamming on banjos
It was coffee and biscotti
It was absinthe and sugar cubes
Space Case and Mr. Ro..ck!
Kick out the Jams
|
||||
243. |
0831 rainy sunny day
01:53
|
|||
244. |
0901 Seamus Heaney
00:55
|
|||
|
Seamus Heane died today
gather round people to hear what I say
his translation of Beowulf
is considered the academic gold-standard
|
||||
245. |
0902 his last flight
00:51
|
|||
|
the pilot climbs into the cockpit
and the crowd gives out a roar
he takes off into the night
quite unaware that it is to be
his last flight
of the year
happy new year
|
||||
246. |
0903 ball upon the green
02:12
|
|||
247. |
||||
248. |
||||
249. |
||||
|
you know
I can hear your voice
from a thousand miles away
I can hear every time you open your mouth to say
all that crap you tend to say
you know I can smell your breath
from a mile away
even seven thousand miles away
when you're not eating garlic
I know your name is well known
and your name is ________
and you know
you filled in the blank, you listener
you know you did
you thought I was gonna say
somebody you know
the conservatives said
Barack Obama
or Susan Sarandon or
someone like that
and the bleeding heart democrats
said Rush Limbaugh or
someone
Newt Gingrich like that
but you're all wrong
I'm talking about YOU.
|
||||
250. |
||||
|
My computer is fixed. Alleluia my computer is fixed I'd rather not tell you what was wrong with it the problem was so simple I could have dealt with it my computer is fixed. I'd rather not tell you how it was fixed it's embarrassing to admit it it was a really simple thing it often is I'm back in business again the computer is fixed I'm back in business again my computer is fixed Ollie Lou yeah
|
||||
251. |
||||
|
Hello listen up I've got something to say I don't wanna write a song today I've got nothing good to say except for one thing except for one thing except for one thing and that is Misun is doing better but I don't wanna write a song I don't want to write a song today no way I've got one thing to say that Misun is OK she was in the hospital yesterday and today and tomorrow and the next day but she's going to be alright she's going to be alright she's going to be alright and I say I don't want to write a song today I just want to celebrate Misun is going to be OK yeah me son is going to be OK she's going to be OK she's going to be okay and that's a reason enough to play its going to be OK its going to be OK come home soon.
|
||||
252. |
0909 the jams
00:48
|
|||
|
Kick out the jams!
MC5
Kick out the jams!
|
||||
253. |
0910 Super Baby J
00:51
|
|||
|
One day was really hot and kind of dry so super baby Jesus used tough loves on the clouds to make them cry one day it was really hot and kind of dry so super baby Jesus used to love on the clouds to make them cry but he made it up to them with a set of mixtapes super baby Jesus is super baby Jesus. Amen.
|
||||
254. |
0911 send her home
02:17
|
|||
|
Send them my regards have them send me the bill past the security guards by sheer force of will and send her home to me when I got there she was dressed chatting with the old lady friends she'd made
|
||||
255. |
0912 toybox
03:32
|
|||
256. |
0913 pink polecat
02:53
|
|||
257. |
0914 slow tsunami dream
02:59
|
|||
258. |
0915 sick song
00:28
|
|||
259. |
0916 still sick
01:12
|
|||
260. |
||||
|
Get me off of that list get me off of them pills you don't have to steer clear of me anymore I'll cash in that raincheck now I wasn't just being a flake you don't have to wear that gas mask around me anymore my fever is down my nose is clear I guess that I'm pretty much not sick I was sleeping all the time I was going through clean acts like a manic depressive on Oprah binge it was not pretty my fever is down my nose is pretty much clear I think it's because I'm pretty much not sick anymore take it away guitar pretty much not sick I just can't decide if it's better to be sick on the weekend or the weekdays but I guess it depends on a lot of things
|
||||
261. |
0918 Gomme Xanthane
02:47
|
|||
262. |
0919 download blues
01:46
|
|||
|
I got the blues but I refuse to let the situation get me feeling low down I got the download blues yeah I got the download blues but I got my happy shoes on because GTA is on the way I started downloading it last night and off to bed I went I woke up this morning and it was only at 62 percent I got the blues I got the download blues but I got on my happy shoes cause GTA 5 is on its way take it away Snooky
Wat you ain't Snooky are all three of you named Snooky?
I got a five day weekend but its downloading way too slow one day is already gone now I've only got 4 more days to go I got the blues yeah I got the download blues but I refuse to let it get me down cause GTA 5 is on its way yeah baby
|
||||
263. |
0920 unfinished thought
01:11
|
|||
264. |
0921 solemn piano
01:51
|
|||
265. |
0922 Trevor's truck
01:16
|
|||
|
Trevor's truck if you see Trevor his truck coming down the road 9 times out of 10 you are gonna drop a load right in your pants boy its Trevor's truck you better pray that you got some luck if you ever see the shiny and of Trevor's truck here it comes Trevor's truck whatever Trevor's truck hits that's for dinner baby it could be you on the front of Trevor's truck oh yeah baby its Trevor's truck
|
||||
266. |
0923 forgetful beast
01:29
|
|||
267. |
||||
|
I want to sleep well I want to sleep well I want to sleep like a rock at the bottom of the ocean I want to get some sleep I want to sleep well I want to get some sleep I want to wrap my arms around the night I wanna dive inside I want to swim around inside I want to sleep like a rock at the bottom of the ocean I got this pain in the bottom of my back in the small of my back it won't let me sleep and I want to sleep well all I want to do is sleep it keeps coming back
|
||||
268. |
0925 Ol' 55 (the bar)
01:21
|
|||
|
This is a song about old 55 the bar not the song by Tom Waits or the car its a bar in Busan and I go there often to have a drink to have a think I don't have to tell you if you've already been there just how to get there or how to go there I have been there many times more than I can count and a few more times than I can remember I've gone there to play good music with good people or just have a beer and chilling out I've said hello and I've said goodbye to too many people in that place along the way many times I walked in and I didn't recognize a single face it's just that kind of place it's owned by a guy named Dong-ha he owns a lot of bars I met my friend Min Soo there it's now managed by a dude named Patrick and he's from Chicago and that's just one of the many things that makes him a cool dude this is my song about old 55 the bar not the car or the song by Tom Waits the end
|
||||
269. |
||||
270. |
0927 Beatle chord
00:36
|
|||
271. |
0928 Fridays off
02:16
|
|||
272. |
||||
|
belated belated belated birthday greetings to you happy birthday Leigh in New York City I hope you had a good day it's a great big city to have a birthday in belated belated belated birthday greetings to you I never get birthday song requests so when you sent yours I thought it would be best if I honored it so honored it I have and I love New York City there's no place like it on earth belated belated belated birthday greetings to you Leigh lalala yeah belated belated happy birthday to Leigh
|
||||
273. |
0930 these walks
02:37
|
|||
274. |
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|
An Internet guru told me today that 45 percent of all gamers are women I have trouble believing that if you look at DC comic superhero costumes you may notice the ones with primary colors in the costumes are probably good and the ones with secondary colored costumes are evil don't look at me I don't make the rules things I learned today things I learned today
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275. |
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Walking down the subway stairs
A piece of wrongly discarded gum
attached itself to my shoe's underside
It left an embarrassing, angular connect the dots trail
with every footstep to the subway car
And later that evening at the jazz club
I remove the last pristine chip from the bowl on the table
And place it
innocently
in my mouth
My first thought was
Why are these chips mildly peppermint flavored?
And why so chewy?
It was then
at that very moment
I realized that
Someone had put their chewed gum into the chip bowl
Despite the fact that one good chip remained within
I can still taste it today
I hate you, gum
Gum,
From now on you and I are enemies
This is war...
gum.
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276. |
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No spoilers please about Breaking Bad I don't want to know no we don't want to know I don't want to know what happens to Walter White I don't want to know what happens to Jesse I don't want to know what happens on Breaking Bad no spoilers please I don't want to know what happens to Walter's wife and his son I don't want to know we are way behind the last one we watched was when they hijacked that train and shot that kid on his bike in the desert that's how behind we are I don't want to know no we don't want to know don't tell us anything about breaking bad yet yet yet I know you've all seen it already we don't want to know we don't want to know
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277. |
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Excuse me everybody I gotta take this call I'll be with you in a moment but I just can't ignore this call excuse me everybody I just cannot ignore this call I will be with you in just a moment but I gotta take this
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278. |
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|
I don't know who this is calling me now
I may or may not take this call
It could be a telemarketer
Or simply a wrong number
they're not in my contact list
But I'm cool as a cucumber
Because
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279. |
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280. |
1007 desert horses
02:31
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281. |
1008 crosshairs
02:53
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282. |
1009 public song try
02:41
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|
blah blah blah
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283. |
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go to sleep, my child
better things will come to you
tomorrow
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284. |
1011 google hangout!
01:33
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google hangout!
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285. |
1012 more data
01:00
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On an island off the coast I thought I spotted a ghost or a bird or a boat I really can't be sure of what I saw there in a dream I had last night I got into a fight or was it love or a game I really can't be sure of who to blame there I can't trust my mind I need more data
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286. |
1013 be nice
01:55
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I try to be nice it gets me nowhere I smile on the street I smile on the subway every time we meet you treat me as if I'm not even there I try to be nice I try to be nice (sigh) a smile wouldn't kill you I don't have too many left I try to be nice it gets me nowhere I try to be nice I open the door I walk you through oh but you treat me like I'm invisible to you oh god hahaha I'm a nice guy
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287. |
1014 food
01:02
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I got a lot of pictures of food I'm willing to show you I got a lot of pictures of food you wanna eat it I got a lot of pictures of food you wanna try I got a lot of pictures of food that you want to try a lot of pictures of food
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288. |
1015 we are all
01:56
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And we are all just passing through and we are all made up of dust we are all just grown up kids and we are all screaming at once and we are all about to sleep and we are all a passing phase we are almost 6 feet deep and we are all measuring our graves and we are all stuck right here and we all think we are bereft we are all woven together because we are all that we have left
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289. |
1016 tip of the iceberg
01:07
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|
All that money has gone to your head you better wake the hell up instead you got caught with your pants down all that money gonna put you in the ground you can't have everything that you want you're going to lose everything that you bought you're not the end all you are not the be all you're not the man you're not the queen or king you're not the next best thing your time is coming to an end
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290. |
1017 summer is over
02:29
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|
Summer is over and it's good for my soul summer has ended let the glorious wind blow I don't care I can always get warm I don't care I love a good strong winter storm summer is over pale moon up in the night summer has ended a harvest feast under its light summer is over and it's good for my soul summer has ended let the glorious wind blow I don't care I can always get warm I don't care I love a good strong winter storm I love a strong good winter storm
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291. |
1018 have a heart
02:46
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|
I don't think I like your politics it's just so mean no I don't like your politics why don't you just come clean hear me your cold as ice your heart is made of venomous snakes when you talk it comes out really like you just hate humanity why don't you just have a heart I don't like your politics have a heart have a heart have a heart don't be mean to everybody have a heart play nice
|
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292. |
1019 playground
01:02
|
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|
Welcome to my playground pull up an acorn its by playground you are welcome to it let's get right to it I hope you knew the second one was coming I think you knew it
|
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293. |
1020 scratched crimson
02:34
|
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294. |
1021 little worlds
01:45
|
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|
See that old lady counting on her fingers she's praying to Jesus hoping that she can wake up tomorrow and she's in her own little world she's got her own little world see that guy over there he's on his smartphone he's looking at something that no one else can see he's in his own little world he's got his own little world we all got our own little worlds to live in see me writing these songs everyday see me play my guitar and sing everyday I got my own little world to live in and that's okay I got my own little world I'm in my own little world we live in a world full of worlds a world full of worlds
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295. |
1022 GOTO GOSUB STOP
03:59
|
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296. |
1023 sauteed shrooms
02:00
|
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297. |
1024 dance geek
03:22
|
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298. |
1025 can't be bothered
01:00
|
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299. |
1026 be like you
01:28
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|
I said, You don't look so well
people think you’re dead
in fact you look like holy hell
crows flying around head
And I don't want to be like you
no I don't want to be like you
if I were you like you
I wouldn't know what to do
black drops of misbegotten grace
falling from your face
to be washed away
by everything you say
you say things like
Into this world
we are violently hurled
kicking and screaming we come
broken and beaten we go
no I don't want to be like you
and I don't want to lie like you
I don't want to die like you
if I were you I wouldn't know what to do
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300. |
1027 in any case
04:22
|
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301. |
1028 Halloween awaits
02:01
|
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302. |
1029 so long, Lou
03:36
|
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|
Art has a responsibility to at least occasionally shine a light into the dark ugly crevices of our personal lives and of society as a whole and in that way Lou Reed was a champion of rock n roll as an art not to mention the amazing sounds he added to the palate he spoke out on a range of issues and was a formidable class warrior singing about inequality on the hypocritical streets of Manhattan he was a poet for the junkie the tranny the garbage collector the immigrant the disenfranchised the nutjob the prostitute he shed His light into those spaces for the world to see how society really works on the ground level he was a tough old cuss with a heart and he wasn't afraid to release an album he knew the critics and fans would hate and I like that because art has a responsibility to at least occasionally shine a light into the dark ugly crevices of society as a whole and our personal lives and in that way he was a champion of rock n roll as an art
|
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303. |
1030 Birthday Dad!
01:11
|
|||
|
Oh here we go now what day is it its October 30th and you know what that means birthday dad oh yeah you gotta know its your birthday today birthday dad I hope you do some fun things today dad birthday dad birthday happy birthday dad
|
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304. |
1031 melted igloo
02:04
|
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305. |
1101 golden flakes
03:28
|
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|
little golden flakes
in my beverage
taste like cinnamon
|
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306. |
1102 flotsam
01:58
|
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307. |
1103 Yes
02:35
|
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308. |
1104 mothership beckons
04:15
|
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|
[alien instructions.. unintelligible to humans.. to translate them properly, I'd have to remove parts of your brain and transmitting the information would likely kill all the vegetation on the planet]
|
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309. |
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|
You set yourself up like a 2 barreled duck shot you knock yourself down off the edge of my shoulder you lift yourself up and lick all you got you push yourself down you're getting nothing but older turn off the filter just turn off your filter turn it off you eat it up cuz it feels so good with your brain turned off you repeat it all I'm amazed you memorized it you set me off like a 2 barreled buckshot I can't not cuz your ignorance is mesmerizing turn off the filter just turn off your filter turn it off turn it off everyone is tuning you out turn off the filter turn off your filter turned it off
|
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310. |
1106 counterpoint miasma
02:15
|
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311. |
1107 Franklin Park
04:00
|
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312. |
1108 subway din
02:17
|
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313. |
1109 conflicted piano
04:36
|
|||
314. |
1110 the voice of fear
01:57
|
|||
|
I heard a voice call my name
it was a voice that
tells me I will always be the same
it's a voice that lies
it's a voice of fear
and I'm not listening anymore
|
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315. |
1111 TGIM
01:06
|
|||
|
Thank god it's monday I don't know what I was gonna do all that free time? Thank god it's monday. I hate the weekend all that fun all I think about is going back to work and getting some stuff done yeah thank god it's monday
|
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316. |
1112 mix it up right
01:09
|
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|
I asked my friend Adam Griffin what he's listening to now because you gotta listen to everything you can you gotta mix it up right you can't develop in a vacuum you gotta mix it up right Owing Sigoma Band Bon Iver Jose James Michael Kiwanuka Flying Lotus you gotta listen to everything you can you gotta mix it up right you cannot develop in a vacuum babe you gotta mix it up right.
|
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317. |
1113 the effect
03:23
|
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318. |
1114 this old bass
03:47
|
|||
319. |
1115 Santiago de Cuba
04:23
|
|||
320. |
1116 anomaly one
03:54
|
|||
321. |
1117 best part
01:56
|
|||
|
You make me laugh darling you give me sass darling you are the best part of my day you make me glow you let it show you are the best part of my day spontaneously dancing across the kitchen floor you are the best part of my day I want to keep that smile on your face it's a source of sunlight in this place I want to be the best part of your day you make me laugh darlin you give me sass honey you are the best part of my day we will always have our moments but you must believe me when I say you are the best part of my day
|
||||
322. |
1118 walk or ride
01:47
|
|||
323. |
1119 silicate rain
03:24
|
|||
324. |
1120 big business
02:25
|
|||
|
It's going to get worse for the poor before it gets better until then big business is going to squeeze them for all their worth profits soaring cash cow whoring it's gonna get worse for the planet before it gets better but until then big business is going to squeeze it for all it's worth, b**** death toll soaring corporate ignoring money is power and justice either you have it or you don't I hope you care about your family and their future because they certainly don't cash cow whoring death toll soaring and as we wait for the other shoe to drop you can surely bet on that my friend the pendulum will slow and stop and surely swing back again profits soaring corporate ignoring as we wait for the other shoe to drop it surely will my friend the pendulum will slow and stop and surely swing back again
|
||||
325. |
1121 beard!
02:56
|
|||
|
Some say variety is the spice of life beard! Every winter I grow a beard then I always shave it off again some say variety is the spice of life beard! And when I shave it off I stop before I'm done so I can have some fun scaring Misun it's fun beard! And some say variety is the spice of life I believe them you'd best believe them too
|
||||
326. |
1122 eighties hair
03:33
|
|||
327. |
1123 work in progress
02:40
|
|||
328. |
1124 nightclub
01:53
|
|||
|
it's a very sad place
sensory deprivation
darkness and laserlights
No one can talk in this din
Drinks are priced for the rich and/or stupid
No one really dances
They're just people watching
taking selfies
And halfheartedly gyrating
Maybe they saw someone famous doing this
Maybe they saw it in a movie
But there is nothing meaningful happening in here
and I'm leaving now
|
||||
329. |
1125 dog in the bathtub
02:53
|
|||
|
there's a dog in the bathtub
it's time to bust out the shampoo
get clean
(etc.)
|
||||
330. |
1126 heavy frost
02:24
|
|||
331. |
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332. |
1128 easygoing people
03:31
|
|||
333. |
1129 speaker wire
01:53
|
|||
|
I need speaker wire I need four quarter inch mono phono jacks I need wall brackets and black fabric I need large gel filters various colors I need a cord coils the long kind to keep things in control yeah I need black tape I need electricians wide black tape doing some renovations doing some renovations on my room oh yeah big plans for my room going to be awesome
|
||||
334. |
1130 Jun's kit
03:07
|
|||
335. |
1201 black curtains
03:22
|
|||
336. |
1202 slicktastic
02:43
|
|||
337. |
1203 underscore
02:30
|
|||
338. |
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339. |
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340. |
1206 alright be quiet
01:46
|
|||
341. |
1207 at last
02:01
|
|||
|
"At last", they said, as the last miles lay behind them
shaking the dust of so many hours from their tired boots that now lay behind them
"sleep will come to us so easily tonight"
|
||||
342. |
1208 good hurt
02:00
|
|||
343. |
||||
344. |
1210 UFO Nitrous Party
02:42
|
|||
345. |
1211 almost done
00:24
|
|||
|
almost done
|
||||
346. |
1212 infoburn
04:16
|
|||
347. |
1213 temper temper
01:19
|
|||
348. |
||||
|
It's not my place to tell them you're leaving town for good but they deserve to know so write it on the wall
|
||||
349. |
1215 road trip music
02:14
|
|||
350. |
1216 at leisure
02:35
|
|||
351. |
1217 curly cue birthday
00:37
|
|||
|
Its a curly Q birthday and he is cool its a curly Q curly Q birthday and he is no fool its a curly Q birthday birthday birthday he pees in the pool he's pasta fazul he starting to drool he is cool he is no fool happy birthday
|
||||
352. |
1218 optic nerve
02:30
|
|||
353. |
1219 not yet titled
00:54
|
|||
354. |
1220 zip it out
02:20
|
|||
355. |
1221 sleeping weather
04:44
|
|||
356. |
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357. |
1223 clean linens
02:27
|
|||
358. |
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359. |
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360. |
1226 ok, it's christmas
02:49
|
|||
361. |
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362. |
1228 Haeundae night
02:28
|
|||
363. |
1229 after this
01:09
|
|||
|
what are we going to do after this?
|
||||
364. |
1230 form and function
01:50
|
|||
365. |
1231 The Last One
04:54
|
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Gordon Bazsali Jr. Republic of Korea
cliché resistant music for body, mind and soul
Gordon Bazsali Jr. recommends:
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